Aparently, over the past year there have been rumors about strange events that occured on December the 12th flying around. Well, They finally got to me so i decided to check it out and see if is was true. And low and behold, They were! I got married.
I have been married for just a little under a year now. And Shaun wasnt really aware that i was abig mountain of coockoo that randomly erupts molten crazy before we got married. Now he does. Now, its not that nobody told him. Nay, everyone who knew me warned him of this. My father even told him there would be no refunds and he didn't get it. He just wouldn't listen.
Either way, he is now the only person who can understand what im saying when i get really hiper. (all the time) my poor in laws just nod thier heads and pretend to know what im talking about. It used to be that my mother was the only one who could. But perhaps time and distance made it so that every other sentance is, "could you say that again? and in english possibly?" The poor woman. She tries so hard to stay connected with me and im truly greatful.
6 years ago (gosh has it been six years?) if you had told me that i would become friends with my mother and marry a man who is afraid of bugs, i would have told you your were nuts. But here we are and im happy.
Also 6 years ago if you told my parents that they would make it another five years with out killing me and i would be married and sending messages to them about how much i love them, miss them, and how sorry i am i made thier lives hard; they would ask you if you had been hitting the crack pipe.
I wouldn't exactly say that im extreemly hormonal 24/7 but shaun is nice enough to remind me that denial is not just a river in Ejypt. I cant even imagine what I'll be like when im pregnant. I think the very thought terrifies him. But time will tell.
We also found a job that would allow us to make enough money to officially not be poor anymore. yay! He is getting information from a man who works for the said company as to when they will be hiring and shaun hopes to have this new job just after thanksgiving.
Ta!
5 comments:
hey ila its andy. Nice blog just i woulda left out the period stuff.......... shawns afraid of bugs!?!?!?!?!?!? omgosh.... and he lives in the country??? You gotta me kidding me a guy that lives in the country has never hunted only owns what one gun? and never shoots it is afraid of joining the millitary and is afraid of BUGS!!! little things that are less than an inch tall and what maybe 2 inches long???
Ila, I'm a little slow at reading and responding to your interesting novella. TMI at times. John
Oh, I see that you deleted my comment!!! I understand and that is okay.
Love, Mom
So tell me Ila, I never read the first one..... What was SO offensive that you had to edit?
Becky
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