Finally Settled

oh so theatrical! oh so candid.

Queen Dixie
I would like to start this post by informing you all that i am an extreemly savy and wise person. Like i said, like to -- but cant. you see, today i used dishsoap in the dishwasher becuase i forgot to buy diswasher deturgent.... yeah. We all know how that ended. :) mannaged to clean it up with no harm done. lol.
However, i can truthfully say that i am a MUCH cleaner person. if i keep this up i may become a neat freak. then i can add that to the list of things about me. lets look at that list shall we?

afraid of pennies
afraid of wasps
afraid of bees
afraid of snakes
afraid that one day ants will take over the universe. my house is proof of it..... they're penetrating the walls..... *eyeball twitch*
and now that i have lived with gail, we can happily add germaphobe.

But atleast i do the dishes and laundery and scrubing and .... you know all that stuff i am now compelled to do for fear of my health.......... lets just say shaun hasnt had to complain about the house being dirty.

now its more like, "Shaun?! cant you put your shoes IN the closet instead of HALFWAY IN the closet?" or, "Shaun?! cant you put your clothes IN the dirty hamper in stead of NEXT to it?"

lol. no joke. Shaun leaves his clothes NEXT to the dirty hamper. about two weeks ago he asked me if we even had one. i laughed so hard i peed a little.

also, i found an awesome kitty litter! it actually makes the room smell GOOD. seriously dixie ate the cat poop and her breath was FRESH! insane. shaun the informed me that i was, "never to let that dog lick me in the face again."
bye!